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Zach Kerns: A Boy and His Moustache

February 28, 2011

As promised, here is a pic of my new facial fur.  It will undoubtedly be brought up often. Prepare yourselves.

Yes ladies, he's single...for now.

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  1. Michelle Markelz permalink
    February 28, 2011 8:25 pm

    I love you, Zach, but this ‘stache is seriously channeling some Jaffar-esque (think Aladdin) images in my head, and perhaps some biker dude. Both of these categories of male tend to draw associations, for me at least, with sexual predators.

    Now, I know you are no predator, but just sayin’, the handlebar-bells you got goin’ on there are making me a little squeamish.

    • February 28, 2011 8:54 pm

      Looks like Zach is going end up playing bass for an acid rock/space rock outfit, then will form a heavy metal group after getting kicked out. He will see great success with his hit song named after a particular playing card….

      Oh, right, that’s Lemmy!


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